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Will It Be A Blue Beetle Bait And Switch?

This was just posted at Bleeding Cool. Nice, in a weird way, to see DC semi-acknowledging the mishandeling of their minority characters…by making people think they’re racists yet again just so they can yell at you for being judgmental instead? Whatever, man…

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Those who have seen the new DC solicitations for March can be in no doubt. Yet another minority character getting bumped off. Outrage outrage outrage. And what’s even worse is that it’s a spoiler. The current Blue Beetle is about to snuff it.

“It’s the calm before the storm in issue #21. Beetle is dead, Max Lord has Checkmate and the hunt for Wonder Woman has begun. But Booster Gold has given up after losing another friend to Max Lord, and the JLI is left without a leader!”

As if. This is a bait and switch, so that DC can, at some point, go “see! see! He isn’t dead! And you all thought he was. We’re nice to our minority characters… now. How could you think anything but?”

With a Blue Beetle comic series and a possible TV series in the offing, this was never going to happen. And you went and fell for it… well some of you, anyway.

“Sharks from Beyond Time”

An excellent entry from the AlphaFlight.net wiki (which exists, btw):

“The Sharks from Beyond Time were enemies of the Tribe of the Moon. They were prehistoric sharks that had the ability to fly. No information on their history has been uncovered. They were defeated by the Tribe of the Moon ten thousand years ago.”

This was just texted to me from Jess Smith. It’s is a painting at “El Zaziummm” in Montreal, on Laurier.
That’s the wire to the light going right through his ass. Plug it in, boys!

This was just texted to me from Jess Smith. It’s is a painting at “El Zaziummm” in Montreal, on Laurier.

That’s the wire to the light going right through his ass. Plug it in, boys!

This is when Bruce Banner was almost R’d in the shower that one time. Why did this one time ever happen? We’ll never know.

This is when Bruce Banner was almost R’d in the shower that one time. Why did this one time ever happen? We’ll never know.

Unbelievable. Skip to about 2:00 into the video. I’m so, so happy.

Nothing like an ad for Christian dating overtop a video of Dan Savage talking about cock.

Nothing like an ad for Christian dating overtop a video of Dan Savage talking about cock.

menswear ad? really?

I am honestly at a loss as to why I recieve emails like this at work

“Im friends with Russ Solomon but its been awhile since our paths have crossed.
Loved to see if we can get something going once again. Lets work something out- Best! Neil Pineschi 212-475-7603

What should I do for this person, forward them to the popular social networking site, Facebook? Seriously, what made them think sending their name and phone number through a ‘contact us’ form on a sub-par web-store would get them back in contact with an old friend?

On another note, thinking about this has been the most I’ve done all day.

10 Really Bizarre Soap Opera Plots

The Cramps on Beverly Hills 90210, causing my multiple personalities to hang out and possibly get along

Armani fall 2010
I would die before being seen in something as unsightly as this. A good example of why my ‘fashion’ influences begin with Joe Strummer and end with motorcycle gangs.

Armani fall 2010

I would die before being seen in something as unsightly as this. A good example of why my ‘fashion’ influences begin with Joe Strummer and end with motorcycle gangs.

work email lolz keep on comin’

“buy prozac online prozac buy prozac online get prozac i have prozac”

MOST USEFUL EMAIL I’VE RECEIVED ALL DAY

another work email lol

“I have copies of Instamatic dated pictures I took backstage at Woodstock in 1969. Let me know if your interested.”

1. I work in the office for an online store. I don’t want your photo’s.

2. Wrong ‘your’, idiot.

work email lols

“Please could you advice me how I might approach the Tower Record label with some of my lyrics?”

“I REQIED TO TATA TOWER FOR PALNPUR SITE INQURY”