My name is Billy. I'm a big fag and a recovering Mormon. I enjoy comic books, punk rock, whiskey and watching movies with no plot.
It’s funny because she’s been sweating and grinding her teeth for a whole day making a huge force-field and probably giving herself hemorrhoids. Namor is fucking cool.
from Fantastic Four #586, by Jonathan Hickman and Steve Epting
“Im friends with Russ Solomon but its been awhile since our paths have crossed.
Loved to see if we can get something going once again. Lets work something out- Best! Neil Pineschi 212-475-7603”
What should I do for this person, forward them to the popular social networking site, Facebook? Seriously, what made them think sending their name and phone number through a ‘contact us’ form on a sub-par web-store would get them back in contact with an old friend?
On another note, thinking about this has been the most I’ve done all day.
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MOST USEFUL EMAIL I’VE RECEIVED ALL DAY
“I have copies of Instamatic dated pictures I took backstage at Woodstock in 1969. Let me know if your interested.”
1. I work in the office for an online store. I don’t want your photo’s.
2. Wrong ‘your’, idiot.
“Please could you advice me how I might approach the Tower Record label with some of my lyrics?”
“I REQIED TO TATA TOWER FOR PALNPUR SITE INQURY”
If I had known science could be so hilarious, maybe I would have gone to class in high school.
from Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice, which you should watch. A favorite of mine. I wish youtube had better clips from the film (like the scene with Elliott Gould, stoned, trying to sleep with his wife, Dyan Cannon), but it is relatively unknown.
this is what the entire city I live in thinks I sound like
